Ahhh Twilight.. Where do I begin? Well let's start with I am not jumping on the I hate Twilight bandwagon... im old school hating Twilight.
I understand the point of the book, it makes perfect sense to write a book about vampires being lovers. Hell everyone is on that trend right now. What I struggle to understand is why do they make them so.. for the lack of a better word.. Greg Louganis-ey.
She makes vampires look like such pansies! Glitter?? Really?? Taunting dudes?? Come on! What is the obsession with making vampires accessible and likable to people? THEY'RE FUCKING VAMPIRES!!! Aren't these the dudes that are supposed to suck your blood?? And live in caskets and the only way to kill them is with a fucking dagger?? To the heart?? That shits hardcore.. but now.. now they're glittering with gold or silver or whatever turdy color they thought would make them look cooler to 10-82 year old horny un-fulfilled women.
The one upside to this joke is the soundtrack.. a soundtrack I never would have looked at. (Paramount best be sending my g/f some residual checks) For the second one at least. It's not bad.. but then again it's very hard to be bad when played against a hunk of turd like that. They could've put Weird Al Yankovic singing his version of Sunday Bloody Sunday "Monday Coffee Monday" and it would've looked like Zoso.
Bottom line.. if vampires were real they'd be rolling over in their coffins and walking into sunlights over this one.. show them some respect and watch a good vampire movie (cough) (cough) Once Bitten.
Currently straight jockin: Elliott Smith- Twilight
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