It's when I seen the evil that people do.. that's when I learned to sing the blues

Does anyone remember their first scary movie?? I do.. and although regarded as a joke of a film Candyman ruined/created my adolescence. I don't think I went to the bathroom the same till I was old enough to find out Santa's bitchass was a fake.

7 years old is a bit young for a scary movie.. but tell my old man that.

I don't hold any remorse or weird anger to watching that movie so young, so don't get that idea (you critical son of a bitch). I'm actually grateful. Seeing such macabre things at that young age (although it ruled the world of my nightmares) was eye opening. I still remember realizing death at that age and asking my parents "So when you die you don't come back?" and just digesting that answer of.. "nope".

I think it sent a tidal wave of weird things my way.. and im almost positive it played/plays a pivotal part in my life now. I coulda been a goth for christsakes.. then where would I be??? Burning down a church and rockin Cradle of Filth albums.. thats where!!!

Let's just thank whoever ya think controls your destiny that when I was 12 I decided to go with a Slipknot album instead of an ICP album. So for that I thank you Candyman.. way to stop me from becoming an early on Juggalo!!!

Moral of the story.. fuck your kids up young and they wont paint their faces.. oh wait didn't Slipknot dress in uniforms and wear masks?? (cough cough)

Moral of the story.. be a good parent and listen to your kid(s)

Bustin ear buds too: Lewd Acts